MY TOP TEN

I have 18 followers on here. I know maybe 12 of them will read this. And a dude or two from Twitter because I plan to post it there. But I can’t help myself.

I apologize in advance for not including Frank Ocean’s Channel Orange.

Here We Go Magic - A Different Ship

Lambchop - Mr. M

Hospitality - S/T

Standard Fare - Out Of Sight, Out Of Town

Redd Kross - Researching The Blues

Human Hearts - Another

Woods - Bend Beyond

Father John Misty - Fear Fun

Spiritualized - Sweet Heart Sweet Light

Dinosaur Jr. - I Bet On Sky

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ROUND-UP

Has indie rock ever been cool? I’m not talking about elliptical, medium brow, think piece-inspiring indie rock like the Dirty Projectors, or the young, bearded Michael McDonald manque known as Bon Iver. I’m talking about heart-on-sleeve stuff. Belle and Sebastian, for instance.

I think Belle and Sebastian are fantastic. They’re twee. They’re Christian. They’re like a My Little Pony but less macho. But man, I love them. They are fucking great at what they do, and they write songs that will last.

Thirty years from now, should I be so lucky as to still be alive and in possession of fully functioning ears, will I listen to the Dirty Projectors? No. I like the Dirty Projectors! But no, I won’t putter over to my hover-computer and play their music. Will I listen to Belle and Sebastian? And will the songs actually kinda mean something to me and transport me to a different time and place and emotional state, like good songs are supposed to do? 

Yeah. I’ll probably put it THE BOY WITH THE ARAB STRAP. Or THE LIFE PURSUIT. Or really any album because even if they aren’t all uniformly great, at least they’re heartfelt and smart and eccentric, which is all I ever ask for in a work of art.

BUT ANYWAY. This is all just a way of getting into a rundown of a few bands that play the sort of indie rock that tends to set eyes a’rolling. But they’re great at what they do, and they’re smart and weird. 

My favorite new band of this ilk, hands down, is Hospitality. Here’s a video I directed for them.

Hospitality are ambitious and brilliant and odd. I don’t feel like I should dwell on them for too long because they’re going to be just fine. There’s an English band called Standard Fare who sort of remind me of Hospitality. But also they remind me of another H—y band: Heavenly

Standard Fare are led by Emma Kupa, who is just a smart, funny, tuneful dynamo of a front-woman.

Standard Fare write very personal, specific songs. The Babies try for something a little more universal. They’ve put out two near-perfect albums in the last couple years.

Who else? Well there’s this band Eternal Summers. They’re from Virginia, and the fact that there’s a band from Virginia who write songs this perfect makes me optimistic about the future of provincial American indie rock.

One last band. Swearin’. I know next to nothing about them. But I love this song.

And a bonus song, by a band called Milk Music who are all kinds of mysterious and plenty wonderful:

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ROCK*A*TEENS/SPIDER BAGS

These two bands remind me of each other. They’re both from the South (Spider Bags came to Carrboro, NC via New Jersey, and R*A*T hail proudly from Cabbagetown, GA), so there’s that. But both bands also pay their respects to traditional genres while at the same time following their own very idiosyncratic songwriting muse.

Rock*A*Teens are now defunct, and I hate that because they were a band that I could always count on. I saw them play several times, usually in half-empty rooms, once at Maxwell’s when I was one of like 10 nerdy dudes in the audience. Now: there are bands who attract nerdy fanboys and nerdy fanboys only, and that is the band’s lot, and good for that band. But R*A*T rocked harder than that. And were more talented than that. Those shows should have been roiling at near-Altamont levels of insanity.

Someone made a good documentary about them. And the wonderful Kelly Hogan was in the band in their early days. But their best claim to relevance might be something that I wouldn’t have thought of if my friend Franklin hadn’t pointed it out: Rock*A*Teens were doing huge, exploding-heart anthems before Arcade Fire did them.  

I really love this band. Here’s another random sample of their excellence.

That brings us to Spider Bags. Because I said the two bands were somehow related. First of all, a Google search will turn up actual spider bags. But anyway, this is a band that is ridiculously good. My favorite album of theirs is Goodbye Cruel World, Hello Crueler World. And my favorite song is “It Always Loved To Happen,” but somehow, disgustingly, that song is not available to link to. I’ll leave you instead with this amazing live clip. 

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THE STRAPPING FIELDHANDS

The Strapping Fieldhands may or may not be defunct, but they haven’t put out anything new since 2002’s THE THIRD KINGDOM LP. They were friends with Guided By Voices, and one or more members worked at a shop in Philly called the Record Exchange. I made a pilgrimage there once, hoping to run into head Fieldhand Bob Malloy, whom I pictured as a wild-eyed, compulsively creative Philadelphia-based Captain Beefheart (Captain Cheesteak?). He wasn’t there.

True story!

Anyway, the Fieldhands are/were really good and really bizarre, and they haven’t left my head in all these years. Their 1993 album DISCUS and 1994 EP IN THE PINEYS rank with some of my favorite stuff ever. They’re lo-fi and British Invasion-obsessed like GBV, but where that band tossed song ideas over their shoulder like candy wrappers, the Fieldhands crafted weird brutalist pop epics.

A lot of Fieldhands stuff is still easy to track down, and some of their best work is available on mp3. I strongly encourage you to buy something. As a bonus, your purchase supports the wonderful, batshit insane Siltbreeze label.

"Mysterious Girl," from DISCUS. If I made a list of my favorite songs ever, this would be in the top 10. Partly for personal reasons (there’s something special about finding a song this strange and this indelible, that nobody else seems to know about, when you’re 16-years-old), but also because it’s just beautiful.

Mysterious Girl by straintest

More of the Fieldhands’ poppy side. A song about the Jersey Devil.

And here you have them in a more expansive and clobbery vein. I think the song is actually called “Luminous Bodies.” Also from DISCUS.

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GAZED AND CONFUSED

My Sunday hanging ten on the energy of the universe

By Scott Jacobson 

At 10 o’clock on a recent Sunday morning in Woodland Hills, California I sat in a blindingly lit ballroom at the Marriott, waiting for a man named Braco to come out and gaze upon me. I looked around at the 200 or so people who had paid $8 for the chance to stand in this man’s line of sight. They were a diverse group — elderly non-English speakers in neck braces and wheelchairs, crusty Burning Man punks in their 20s, and the sort of yoga die-hards who can’t sit without resting the backs of their wrists lotus-style on their knees.

My introduction to Braco (pronounced BRAHT-zoh) —  a 43-year-old Croatian who travels the world healing the curious with nothing but the spiritual energy emanating from his soulful basset hound eyes — came from a YouTube video forwarded to me by a friend. In it Braco stands barefoot on a dais and surveys a large crowd with a look like you’d see on a pot-addled museum security guard at the end of his shift.

That day at the Marriott, Braco would be conducting eight gazing sessions. Throughout all of them he would remain perfectly silent. Adding an air of touchy-feely danger to the event was a disclaimer on the Braco America website:

"Each participant must be at least 18 years old and no pregnant women beyond their first trimester may attend a gazing session due to the intensity of the energy."

Anyone hoping to catch the healing gaze of Braco in a mommy matinee can keep dreaming.

I’d purchased an all-day pass so I could be present for every one of Braco's gazes. This idea appealed to me partly because I can be the kind of snarky jerk who, while laughing at the absurd methods people use to ease their pain, forgets he's actually kind of laughing at the people in pain, too.

But as always, another part of me really, truly hoped this crazy thing would work. I’m a 33-year-old writer who is perpetually anxious, often depressed, and just now beginning to wonder if my mocking fascination with cults and New Age healing is really just the spiritual equivalent of protesting too much. As much as is possible for someone who’s logged a solid hour feverishly laughing at and forwarding Braco YouTube vids, I was going in with an open mind.

Every gazing session began with an introduction from the producer and ringleader of the Braco America tour, Jane Sibbett. Jane looked familiar to me, and as I discovered later, that was because she’s an actress best known for playing Ross’s lesbian ex-wife Carol on Friends. When I spoke to her after the first gazing session she struck me as a Braco true believer, but also as shrewd and disarmingly funny. On stage, wearing a flowing white robe that looked designed to interact gently with a Malibu breeze in an ad for a company selling “lifestyle products,” she invited us to get ready to “hang ten on the Braco energy.”

Jane finished her spiel and a giddy hush fell over the room: it was Braco time. Soothing piano-and-flute music played over the PA. A door in the rear of the hall opened, and out walked a compact man wearing distressed jeans and what looked like an off-the-rack shirt from Club Monaco.

Braco climbed the steps to the 5-foot-high gazing platform, stood facing the audience, and boy oh boy did Braco gaze. A man to my left began rocking back and forth. Somewhere behind me a woman sobbed. These people were feeling something, or at least wanting so badly to feel that their yearning alone had a powerful effect. I can’t say I felt anything at all.

After about five minutes the music stopped but Braco kept right on gazing. That’s when things got creepy. There aren’t many times in your life when you find yourself standing silently in a crowd, staring at a man who’s doing nothing at all but staring back at you. Fluorescent lights buzzed overhead. It felt like New Age high noon.

Then it was over. Braco averted his gaze (something I’d see him do after every session, like he was telling us, “Hope you enjoyed your Braco ‘cause that’s all you get”) and stepped off the platform.

In line at Starbucks afterward I spoke to two Braco aficionados, a writer named Andria who is working on a book about “the divinity of children,” and Jeffrey, the president of an entertainment company who was taking a vow of silence for the day. (He showed me a notecard that said, “I’m not talking now, just loving.”) Andria and Jeffrey were veterans of these events, though they weren’t Braco groupies, like the small but apparently growing number of fans who follow Braco from stop to stop, soaking in his energy at dozens or even hundreds of gazing sessions. They’re a group known amongst themselves as “marinators.”

I wondered what it was that kept people coming back. For Andria, Braco's gaze was helpful in unleashing pockets of pent-up psychic energy — a phenomenon the Braco faithful used to call “popping zits” but now refer to as “the silent volcano” because that sounds much less disgusting. Others at the gazing sessions described effects mundane (coughing a bit to “clear the energy” after a gaze), troubling (a woman named Esther said she gets dizzy, starts sweating, and feels something vibrating inside of her), and mystical (many claim to see a “light show” of energy dancing around Braco or emanating from his being). One woman stood up after a gaze and told the room that she had seen an aura “around [Braco's] lower back” and had then received the psychic message not to eat chicken or pork.

The more gazing sessions I attended the more emotionally drained I felt, though I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Braco but the crowd gathered to witness him that set off my personal silent volcano. There were the elderly attendees in the front row, many of whom were terminally ill or standing in for sick loved ones. And the bubbly Hispanic woman across the aisle from me during the fourth gaze of the day, who had a piece of cardboard hair-clipped to her collar with photos of her sick relatives and aging pets on it.

When I spoke to these people between sessions, they were unfailingly friendly and smart. Most of them were there for the same reason: if there’s a chance it’ll help even a little bit then why the hell not? It only costs $8. Other self-proclaimed mystics charge hundreds for self-help seminars or encounter weekends.

Sure, as Jane was happy to remind us, we were strongly encouraged to visit the merch table for Braco DVDs, books, and lucky jewelry featuring Braco's signature 13-point “Sunce” symbol ($190 for the post earrings, $470 for the double-sided pendant with gold chain, price of the Hollywood white diamond pendant available on request). But even a human conduit to the healing energy of the universe has gotta eat.

The more Jane and her Braco America co-producer Megan talked about Braco the man, the more I liked him. He is the former owner of a leather goods business who tells his followers not to shun conventional medicine when they’re sick and, according to Jane, he is skeptical about the visible auras his fans claim to see at his sessions. He refuses to speak publicly because he doesn’t want his words misinterpreted or twisted into dogma. He is just a guy who looks sort of like a long lost Belushi brother, wearing fashionable jeans and staring at you from a 5-foot tall, silk-draped platform. If that sounds like your thing, well then, the ticket table is down the hall.

In fact, Braco's public silence and reputed self-deprecation add to the feeling that, despite being a guy whose gaze alone is a miracle cure, he's basically a non-entity. I asked Randy, a San Franciscan and a dyed-in-the-wool marinator who has witnessed over 100 Braco gazing sessions, if he has any desire to actually meet or hang out with Braco.

"Well, I just don’t think that’s in the cards," he said. Randy said he’d certainly like to have coffee with Braco if given the opportunity. But what Randy really responded to was that Braco was a conduit for some greater force and didn’t seem to aspire to anything higher. Randy wasn’t a crazy cult member turning his life over to a charismatic madman. If anything, the cult of Braco is a cult of no personality.

Sticking around for the day’s final gazing session (the only one that included “The Voice” — a recording of Braco speaking that is itself supposed to have healing qualities) seemed like a formality. I had been gazed upon six times already, and chances were the seventh gaze was not going to be the charm. But lo and behold, this time I felt something.

I filed in and took a seat towards the back of the room as the by now familiar crowd of gung ho marinators settled in. I glanced up from my notepad and did a double take at the girl seated in front of me: she looked like a stand-up comic I don’t know personally but like. I introduced myself and noticed that among her friends was a web prankster guy whose videos I enjoy.

All day long I’d been talking to people who were heartbreakingly sincere in their pursuit of just feeling okay. But the stand-up comic and her friend were more like me. By which I mean their impulse during a Braco gazing session was to laugh really hard, partly as a rebuke to Braco himself and partly as a way to ask the audience, “How can you possibly be falling for this?”

By this point in the day I was used to thinking about things in terms of their “energy,” and I couldn’t help but notice that the comic and her friends had a different energy than the rest of the audience. You could identify it as serious “we’re gonna disrupt your gazing session” vibes.

Someone behind me tapped my shoulder and whispered: “Are those your friends?”

It was one of the Braco volunteers (or “guardians”). I was flustered. “No. I know of them. I mean we’re not really friends.”

"Okay. Well they should know that the gentleman seated in front of them is somewhere on the autism spectrum, and he will get angry and might throw a tantrum if they’re loud."

I looked at the guy seated in front of my non-friends. He was an Asian man with a buzz-cut and a tie-dyed T-shirt.

"Okay," I said. And honestly I’m not sure what else I could have said to that.

Meanwhile Jane Sibbett took the stage and began her introduction.  For the first time that day, she asked the crowd if they had any questions.

The stand-up comic stood up and took the microphone.

"Are we allowed to make noise while this is happening? Like what if the spirit moves us to laugh?"

"No, you certainly should not make noise," Jane replied.

"But I thought you said that the first time you saw Braco you couldn’t stop laughing?”

It’s true, Jane had said that.

"Sure, you can get stuck in a bliss bubble. If you feel like that, just…" Here Jane mimed silent, barely restrained laughter.

Braco came out. He gazed, and in front of me the stand-up comic and her friends tried to take it in. I suspected that somewhere, deep down, they wanted it to be real. But it wasn’t, so they started to fuck with it.

The comic doubled over in her chair and dabbed at her eyes, as though she was suddenly bowled over by the force of Braco's energy. A couple of her friends followed her lead.

A guardian rushed over with a cup of water. Did they think the comic and her friend were serious, or were they fucking with them right back?

Braco's gazing session ended, but his voice session was about to begin. Guardians clustered nearby, apparently suspicious of the comic and her friends. The autistic man flexed his neck muscles rhythmically and (I imagined) angrily. Two rows away, a double-jointed man in a fedora and a 9/11 Truth t-shirt cracked his knuckles behind his back.

We heard the Voice. Braco's speaking voice is ordinary, and his words were in Croatian, so for all we knew he could have been reciting Ke$ha lyrics.

The comic and her friends stood up during the Q&A session following the Voice and challenged Jane and the crowd. In retrospect, their questions — impugning the logic of playing the recorded voice of a man who had just stood silently before us moments earlier — were hilarious. But in the moment there was something about them that reminded me of the things I like least about myself. Every time one of them raised their hand for the microphone I got a little more anxious, even panicky. Guardians hovered nearby, always ready with a cup of ice water. Sweat dripped down my back. Finally, the session ended.

"I’d understand if you don’t want to talk to us," said the comic when we made eye contact.

I did want to talk to them. They had just said the things I had felt all day long. But I said goodbye and headed for the parking lot. Leaving the lot, I saw Jeffrey, the guy who had taken the vow of silence. He gave me a big smile and waved. I flashed an embarrassed smile and waved back.

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